Global Warming Could Prevent Jimmy Kimmel From Realizing His Dream


IT’S COMPLETELY INSANE. MEANWHILE, WE HAVE MORE SHENANIGANS WHEN IT COMES TO CLIMATE CHANGE. THE WHITE HOUSE WANTS TO LIMIT STUDIES EVEN GLOBAL WARMING BEYOND 20 YEARS. SO THEY WOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO MAKE PROJECTIONS UP TO 2040 AND NOT BEYOND. BASICALLY, TRUMP’S THE EXECUTIVE AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY JURASSIC PARK MOVIE. I THINK HIS ATTITUDE IS I’M NOT GOING TO BE HERE IN 21 YEARS, THAT’S DON JR. AND ERIC’S PROBLEM. IT’S ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS, IT’S OUR CHILDREN’S PROBLEM. AND IF THE WORLD BECOMES A HELLISH NIGHTMARE 20 YEARS FROM NOW, I WON’T EVER BE ABLE TO REALIZE MY DREAM OF BECOMING A SEMI-RETIRED PRODUCT ENDORSER LIKE THIS.>>THE FOLLOWING MESSAGES IS ADVERTISING TARGETED AT OLD PEOPLE.>>Jimmy: AT MY AGE, TAKING A PATH CAN BE A DANGEROUS GAME. THE SLIPPING, SLIDING. WHO NEEDS IT. WHY RISK YOUR VERY FRAGILE BODY GETTING IN THE TUB WHEN THE TUB CAN COME TO YOU. BATHTUB PANTS. PANTS THAT ARE A BATHTUB. MADE WITH 100% RUBBER. THE SAME MATERIAL USED TO MAKE YOGA BALLS. SOUND TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE? JUST LISTEN TO THESE SATISFIED BATHERS.>>I CAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH AND GOLF AT THE SAME TIME. THANKS TO MY BATHTUB PANTS, I CAN TAKE A BATH AND PLAY WITH MY GRANDKIDS AT THE SAME TIME.>>YUCK!>>I WEAR BATHTUB PANTS, BECAUSE THERE’S NO SAFER BATH THAN THE ONE IN YOUR PANTS.

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