On the holidays I went to the Barrier. Dad says you can’t call it great because there’s no reef. When I went swimming I saw a dolphin. Dad said you can’t put your head under, but my sister did. Now she has oil in her lungs. I found this! Is that coral? Nah it’s just coal We went to the outback to visit Nan, but she wasn’t happy! She said everything was fracked. My brother made the water go on fire. It’s magic water, if you drink it your poo goes red. I’ve got a bottle of it here! Anybody got matches? I went to Tasmania with my funny uncle Bob, I got to see the old growth tree. My uncle said there use to be millions of them called forests, and he said to look out for Tasmanian Devils too. There’s no such thing as Tasmanian Devils or forests. He got me some wood chips though! We went to the national park and we saw trees at the Hunterman. They said I was so brave when I got a bullet in my arm and I didn’t cry. The hunter said technically it’s still a hit. Because I’m an animal. Just not the animal he was aiming for. Next time I go for a picnic, I hope I don’t get shot.